Holla's Last Hoorah

A few weeks ago, we made the trip to Tulsa for Katie's Bachelorette Party. It was a short trip, but well worth it.

Not gonna lie, the drive there is pretty boring and somewhat lengthy, but don't worry...we rocked the Greens' new minivan! Yeah-ya! I was pretty intrigued by all the gadgets and hidden features.

We started off the afternoon enjoying the god-awful pleasant Oklahoma sunshine. It was hot and we were sweaty, but we made it work.

And when you're not feeling it outside, just move the party inside. Beer pong with water anyone? That was this girl right here. I was well hydrated for the big night. Katie's kitchen island is the perfect beer pong set up.

The group minus the moms. Well, me and walker are mama's, but let's not go there just yet.

 

Some of Katie's fun gifts. I hope Barry and her have fun with their toys. Ha!

Dinner in Tulsa and then a night out on the town.

At a club called Ivey -- a club trying to be swanky and Vegas-like, but I give them a C. Well, an A for their motivation and dedication to getting bachelorette's to doing body shots, but a C for the rest.

Katie workin' the pole below at Pink. This club was interesting. I saw more butt cheeks and va-jay-jay's than I typically prefer. I can normally handle a few...say the kind you might come across in classy P&L, but this club took it to extremes. Rather, the girls on the poles took it there. Picture this, trashy girl with wack-job haircut (all sweaty because she had been up there so long) sporting a jean skirt (who seriously still wears those?) and a white thong.  Her motto: Leave nothing to the imagination.

For some reason, every guido-type juice head wanted to dance with us. Even the local brothers hit us up. They asked Katie if I would dance with them...I was like, "do you not see this thing growing from my belly!? No thank you!"  

Mama's can still have fun and stay up past midnight:)

Cheers!

 

I absolutely love this picture of Katie and her momma. Can you see the resemblance? So sweet! Katie kept trying to get her mom to drink all night:).

The girls ended the night at the casinos while Megan and I headed back to Katie's. It was just a little too smokey in the casino for Baby K.

Congrats to Katie (who's actually already Mrs. Ruddick!). Post on her wedding coming soon!