All About Me

Woof! Woof! My name is Jake, aka dumb dog, retard or nimrod, take your pick. I pretty much answer to anything, but don't approach my house if you don't want me to bark at you at first. I have a mean bark, but I'm really a big sissy.

I may be a re-re, but I sure am spoiled! My mom and dad love me so much that it was all about me this weekend! I got to play in the sprinklers twice, go for a car ride, and play at the dog park.

They even let me sleep in the bed because they felt bad for leaving me on Saturday night while they went out. I put on a major mopey walk and sad face when they made me go to the kennel before they left. And look what it got me? A night in the bed! That doesn't happen very often! Ha ha, suckers.

Check out all the pics I posed for this weekend. I'm such a good model. I'm definitely one of the most ideal dogs out there. Just sayin'.

 I love playing in the sprinklers. I like to think the sprinkler head is a bird. I have a mean stare.

 Then I take it in the face.

 Then I run all around like a nimrod.

Sometimes I bite the sprinkler head.

That was fun!

 On our way to the dog park! I was so excited!

 I'm the King of the world! Too bad I'm cuter than you Leo.

Look at me mom and dad! I can swim really good!

 This isn't my ball, but I'll go after it anyways.

 Friends!

 I'll admit, I like to pick on the little guys.

 Best parents ever.

Thanks Mom and Dad. I had a great doggie day!