That's right ladies and gents, the hubs had his first fantasy football draft.
Can you tell how excited I am for this annual event? C'mon, it's only the one time of year where the hubs gets to partake in fake, put together teams of real-life players, where all his time is consumed by sitting in front of the TV and computer.
Let me take you back a few years, a few fantasy football seasons ago, when we were honeymooning in Maui, Hawaii. Yes, it was our honeymoon. Brian was
Well, it was playoffs, and he just had to find a device that provided him with the world wide web. Our honeymooning adventures didn't matter one bit, his main concern was what running back he was going to play.
Lucky for him, my phone worked fine, so he didn't have to throw any childish temper tantrums about not being able to switch out players. Trust me, it would have happened. Even with the ability to use my phone and change his players, he still managed to drop a line several times on our honeymoon, "Man, I miss ESPN."
Gotta love the testosterone.
According to a Fox news article, nearly 37 million people spend an average of 50 minutes a week at work managing their fantasy teams during the National Football League regular season. In fact, it says that fantasy sports ranks just as high with shopping on eBay and online poker as the biggest waste of productivity at the workplace.
Too end this post, I wanted to display some team names I googled that made me chuckle. Enjoy! Good luck fantasy footballers!
Favre Dollar Footlong
Multiple Scoregasms
Wii Not Fit
TDs 'N Beer
Urine Trouble
Farve From Over
2 Mannings, 1 Cup
Vick's Best Friend
He Went to Jared
Bros Before SHAINCOES
My Vick in a Box
Somwhere Over Dwayne Bowe
Do Us all a Favre and Retire
Donte Drink and Drive
My Maroney has a first name its OSCAR
2 Comments:
Hahaha! 2 mannings, 1 cup. Hilar.
I sure didn't hear you complaining about the $450 that i won because of the changes......just sayin'.
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